Comics And Humor

Now You Can Find Porn Sites Here

2012-03-10T16:14:00.002-08:00

Some people would actually have a stash or a secret collection within a hidden folder, but there will come a time when the need to remove it is imminent. You may be rooming with a friend or having guests in-house who might scour via your computer, so to save yourself from embarrassment and jeering from peers, it will be best that you discover ways to Remove Porn Out of your Computer. Learning How to Remove porn sites From a Computer isn’t as easy as it may sound, but you have a large amount of options. It is important you are sure that or have decided how to handle your porn collection since this will lead you to the next step. You can either delete the porn files out of your hard drive and Trash can completely, or you can transfer every one of the porn in different safe places where nobody can have access to. If, on one hand, you have spent lots of time and broadband width indownloading your porn collection and wouldn’t need to put that all to waste then the best choice is always to burn the videos and pictures all in CD-Rs or DVD-Rs for safekeeping.

You can also save them in both a different partition in your computer that is certainly well-protected or a USB drive to help you keep your files along wherever you go. If you really want to be certain, you can even go for encryption if you want.Have you ever wondered how to delete porn evidence from computer forever so it can never be detected on your pc again? Well, it is impossible to do! If you have analyzed porn, there will be porn evidence on your hard drive, or you accidentally visited a porn site it will be recorded on your computer background and there will be evidence of you visiting porn sites!

New Book Offers Dad-Style Humor to Benefit TBI Survivors

2011-09-19T08:21:00.000-07:00

Mark Elswick, aka "Padman," has overcome the hurdles of fatherhood and lived to write about them in this humorous collection of short stories based on his own experiences as a man dealing with women, especially his daughter. Whether it's having to go to the store to buy those...um, feminine hygiene products for his daughter, worrying over the older man his daughter wants to date, or just accepting that he's reached middle-age and is becoming an old man, readers will smile with familiarity at the incidents, sympathizing with Elswick's feelings and admiring his pluck to keep going in the face of what often threatens his manhood or at least his masculine self-esteem.

Nor is Elswick above poking fun at himself. While he may be amazed and stunned by the things the women around him do, he ultimately laughs at his own reactions to events and the expectations women have of him. When he tries to outsmart women such as by "multi-tasking" (watching the game while changing his daughter's diaper), his efforts have a tendency to backfire, ultimately to his and the reader's amusement.

Just to provide a taste of Elswick's humor, here is a passage from the story "A Shoestring?":

"As I started to shut the dryer door, I decided to do something I wish I never would have done. I double-checked the dryer to make sure I didn't miss anything.

"Sure enough, there was something-a shoestring. Why did she wash a shoestring? I rolled my eyes in typical disbelief. I reached my hand in to pull it out, hoping it hadn't somehow wound itself inside the machine and broken something. I just knew it had caused damage to my dryer. Thankfully, as I grabbed onto the black string, it wasn't wound into a mess and pulled right out. Relieved and feeling my anger exhale, I lifted the....

"At that point, I stopped exhaling and even stopped breathing. What I grasped in my right hand was what I had thought was a string. Now, I quickly realized it was no string at all. As I brought what I thought belonged in my daughter's shoe to eye level, I felt it was nearly the worst Dad Moment in my parenting life. I could have screamed when I realized this "string" in no way resembled what I had originally thought.

"That tiny piece of string made me feel as nauseated as when I had discovered what With Wings meant.

"That shoestring was...one of my fourteen-year-old daughter's thongs.

"As I had learned in my Padman adventure, there are certain things we men never want to run across in life. This one ranked right up there with catching your parents having sex."

As if having to deal with a teenage daughter growing up were not enough, Elswick has had to overcome some other very serious hurdles in his life. While the bulk of "Padman" is composed of humorous stories, sprinkled throughout are a few quite serious stories and essays. The most dramatic story is that of Elswick himself, who survived a bizarre car accident that left him with a traumatic brain incident (TBI) injury. The doctors told Elswick's parents that he was unlikely to live, and if he did, he would be a vegetable for the rest of his life. Against all odds, Elswick not only survived but has gone on to live a relatively normal life, although his TBI continues to affect him.

Elswick does not dwell at great length or with negativity on his trials, but he does want this book to raise awareness of TBI and appreciation for how precious life is. He provides many laughs in these pages with a little education tossed in for good measure. Elswick is currently working on a longer book about TBI to be released in 2012. In the meantime, partial proceeds from the sale of "Padman" are being donated to TBI research.

Comic Movies To Come and The Comics Books You Should Be Investing In!

2011-09-19T08:19:00.000-07:00

There's little doubt that the surge of comic movies have made quite a few comic books go up in value enormously. Yes, it's true. Movies about a certain comic character or title makes the demand for that character's comic go through the roof sometimes.

However, for who are new to comic collecting or investing, not all of a certain character's comic issues will be in demand. They all wont go up. Only certain key issues will. For example, The Amazing Spider-Man movie will have the Lizard as the flick's main baddie, so you can bet the comic book issue with the Lizard's first appearance will be getting a boost in value.

So without beating around the bush anymore, here's a short list of comic movies and books that every collector and investor should be looking at to include in their collection, and soon!

1. Amazing Fantasy #15 - Yeah, I know. It's really expensive, but it's the 2 first appearance of your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Spidey was actually the first superhero character to change the face of comics during it's time by having a teenager with extraordinary powers as well as problems and flaws.

2. The Amazing Spider-Man #1 - If you have the cash to get this, by all means get it. This is one of the holy grails to own, and will never go down. I'm talking about the 1963 series, not the series after.

3. The Amazing Spider-Man #6 - Why number six? Because it's the first appearance of the Lizard, and the Lizard has been confirmed as Spidey's new baddie in The Amazing Spider-Man flick coming out.

4. The Amazing Spider-Man #31 - First appearance of Gwen Stacy. She once again finds the spotlight, beating out Mary Jane. Actually, Gwen Stacy appeared before Mary Jane Watson in the comics. Although Mary Jane Watson was mentioned prior, she wasn't actually shown until ASM issue #42.

5. Incredible Hulk #181 - Why? Because the new Wolverine movie is slated for a 2012 release, and this is his first full appearance ever. It was announced that the baddie Wolvie is gonna fight is the Silver Samurai, which gives me reason to include the next comics as great investments.

6. Wolverine 1-4 Limited Series (1982) - Not only is this Wolverine's first ever series it's pretty certain the new Wolvie flick's gonna take place in Japan. Do you think the story may pull from this classic limited series? Get 1-4 before the demand goes crazy.

7. Daredevil #111 - First appearance of Silver Samurai. Nuff said.

8. The Avengers #1 - If you can dig up the scratch for this baby, you conquered one of the problems of getting this book. The other problem is trying to find a decent copy. Of course, I mean to get the 1963 series, and if you're asking why, what cave have you been in for the last two years? The Avengers movie comes out in 2012 and is one of the most highly anticipated movies of that year.

9. The Avengers #4 - Another comic that will put a dent in your wallet. This is the issue Captain America joins the team, and guess what happens in The Avengers movie? That's right, Cap joins the team.

10. Adventure Comics #283 - A new Superman movie reboot is well on it's way, and it's confirmed that General Zod will again make a Hollywood appearance. Adventure Comics #283 is the first appearance of General Zod and the mysterious Phantom Zone.

Golden Age Comics on DVD

2011-09-19T08:17:00.001-07:00

When you were a child did you ever dream of having a huge collection of golden Age comic books? If so, I bet you realized that it would be next to impossible to make that dream a reality for a number of reasons.

1. Golden age comics are very hard to find. They are rare and therefore not easily obtained.

2. Golden age comics are very expensive. Even if you did find them the cost of purchasing golden age comics is astronomical. The most basic rule of supply and demand is that rare items cost more. especially when they are in high demand.

But cheer up! NOW YOU CAN GET ALL THE GOLDEN AGE COMICS YOU WANT FOR JUST PENNIES A COPY. HOW? DIGITAL COMICS! THAT'S RIGHT. NOW YOU CAN BUY COMICS THAT YOU CAN READ ON YOUR COMPUTER.

Each DVD can hold up hundreds of comic books in CBR or PDF format. Most vendors supply you with the viewing software right on the DVDs along with the comics.

You can now read your favorite comics on DVD right on your computer. Imagine going on vacation and bringing 10,000 comic books along to read in a tiny case you can put right in your shirt pocket!

Some of the great titles that are available include such great comics as Captain Marvel Adventures. You can get every issue of this amazing series for just $9.95 plus shipping. That's 155 comics featuring the adventures of young Billy Batson, who utters the magic name of the wizard "SHAZAM" and is instantly transformed into Captain Marvel.

Besides Captain Marvel, Fawcett also published Whiz Comics, also featuring Captain Marvel, and another related comic title Captain MArvel, Jr. Cap Jr. also appeared in Master Comics along with other heroes like Bullet Mqan.Then there was Mary Marvel and Wow Comics which also featured Mary Marvel stories.

Then there's Plastic Man who actually appeared regularly in two separate titles from Quality Comics, a now defunct comic book publisher. The titles he appeared in were Plastic Man and Police Comics.

For those who like war type stories there's Black hawk. He also was published originally by Quality Comics. His original title began with issue number nine because it had been titled Uncle sam Quarterly for its first eight issues, and formerly featured the "Captain America-esque" super-hero by that name.

5 Good Books To Read - Humorous Literature

2011-09-19T08:16:00.000-07:00

1. My Uncle Oswald by R. Dahl

Even the most famous men had genitalia and they had also probably engaged in coitus once on a while (or perhaps more often). Roald Dahl builds a whole story around this subject by introducing the predecessor of a sperm bank.

A man called Oswald Hendryks Cornelius is a typical skirt-chaser, a rather successful one. He has obtained considerable wealth via dubious schemes and has many weird hobbies, such as scorpions or Chinese porcelain.

Oswald partners with Yasmin Howcomely, a women whose greatest asset is her irresistible beauty. They come up with the strongest aphrodisiac in the world, place it in chocolate candy, collect sperm of important men (Picasso, Freud, Shaw, even Einstein) and then sell it to desirous women.

Sounds like erotic literature? No need to worry, it indeed sticks mostly to the humorous part, and, while it's hardly recommendable for children, it has nothing to do with pornography.

2. Servant of Two Masters by C. Goldoni

I'd feel ashamed, if I forgot to mention this aged classic. The scene is set to Venice in the middle of 18th century. Apart from women pretending to be men or entwind character relations like in a soap opera, this masterpiece is focused on a man named Truffaldino.

He is far from being the best servant of all times; his largest drawback is his permanently hungry stomach. He takes the opportunity and becomes a servant for two masters at once, just to "get an extra dinner".

Truffaldino then tries to conceal his twisted allegiance which results in many funny situations - such as both masters being at the same banquet, temporary stuttering or being handed stuff "for his master", although Truffaldino has no idea for which master exactly.

Everything works out fine in the end, Truffaldino is even forgiven and gets to marry a woman he falls in love with. Although Servant of Two Masters is probably best to be seen in the theater, reading it is also a good alternative.

3. Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency by D. Adams

Douglas Adams came up with another sci-fi and humorous literature. His Detective Agency is quite congeneric to the Hitchhiker's Guide. You will face the same absurdity, same interesting plot and a very similar type of humor.

Dirk Gently runs a detective agency, specializing in missing cats and ugly divorces. He gets involved in a messy affair, something related to creation of humanity, Salaxalan ghost, time travel... all the usual stuff.

The plot is far from being linear and it might take some time before you catch up - but when you do, you won't stop until the book is finished. And spend a considerable time laughing during the process...

4. Little Nicholas by R. Goscinny

Do you remember the times when you were little? How different was your perception of the world? Goscinny evidently did, thus he wrote a series of 7 books around a little boy and his friends.

Nicholas has several friends with whom he faces the struggles of childhood:

Alec, the fat one
Eddie, the strong one
Cuthbert, the nerd
Max, the fast one
...and several more

Other major characters are the teacher, occasionally some parents or the superintendent Mr. Dubon. Nicholas and his "gang" always mean well, but it often turns out in a different way than they originally intended.

For example, in one story the children decide to play soccer, but are offended by older pupils. They then decide to resolve their issues on the pitch and ask their fathers for help - a crucial mistake, because the fathers eventually take over and play the match by themselves.

Little Nicolas can be read over and over again thanks to its simplicity, great flow of text and endlessly amusing stories. You can give it to your children and steal it afterward, because these adventures are for children and adults alike.

5. The World of Jeeves by P. G. Wodehouse

English aristocracy has been a popular topic for stories almost since the beginning of time. It also gave birth to Jeeves, a super-chamberlain of a young gentleman named Wooster.

Jeeves is the kind of man who knows his place in this world and is more than an expert in his field. Do you need to express your feelings towards a lady, or on the other hand stay away from an undesirable mate? Jeeves will find a way.

Sir Wodehouse produced a humorous masterpiece around a mutually beneficial allegiance of a somewhat inept lord and his skillful servant. If you read closely enough, you may see some indications that the World of Jeeves is somehow an accusation of nobility for leading such empty lives.

Conclusion

Again, there are far more pieces of literature and we could spend hundreds of hours thoroughly debating what should have I included in the list and why I didn't. I therefore encourage you to read as much humorous literature as you can in order to have a big laugh - and you can bet we need as much laughter as possible in our lives.

Three Men in a Boat - Funniest Book Ever

2011-09-19T08:14:00.001-07:00

'Three Men in a Boat' is undoubtedly the funniest book ever to be published. If you are in love with P.G. Wodehouse's work then you'll certainly love this classic written by Jerome K Jerome. It happens to be the most humorous book that I have laid a hand on. It was published in year 1889 and captures the story of three protagonists on a holiday on the river Thames. 'Three Men in a Boat' was followed by another book 'Three Men on a Bummel' which was not as successful as the former one in its times, but is equally interesting to read.

The book starts with three friends George, Harris and J. (the narrator) sitting together and discussing their sufferings and other trivial matters that have contributed towards their ill health. J, the narrator, is so confused by his symptoms that he refers to a medical book and happens to misconceive that he has got almost every possible ailment recorded in there.

At one point he is so exasperated that he says- "I thought what an interesting case I would be from a medical point of view, what an acquisition I should be to the class! Students would have no need 'to walk the hospitals', if they had me. I was a hospital in myself. All they need to do would be to walk round me, and, after that, take their diploma."

The friends discuss their problems and come to unanimous decision that all their sufferings are because of being overworked and they need a holiday to rejuvenate themselves. Planning and arranging things turn out to be a herculean task as they seem to have different opinions and choices. While deciding upon what to carry and what not to carry, they talk about instances encountered in the past which were really annoying and funny at the same time. Their objection to carry paraffin oil on the boat because of a previous unpleasant experience confines them to carry methylated spirit instead.

Once everything is settled, they decide to meet at Kingston from where they would embark on their boating trip. Along with Montmorency, the narrator's dog, they reach Kingston by a train after a lot of confusion and chaos. The rest of the story captures the adventures of these three friends on the river. The precise description unfolds picturesque beauty of the river and towns they pass through. While travelling they talk about many instances that will make you laugh. They make comments on early English history, carved oak, Hampton Court and so many other things. Their individual experiences have been brought together in the story so well that it makes the entire experience humorous. They talk about almost everything while travelling like camping, boating, singing, sailing and rafting. Each of their topics of discussion is on a funnier side. They also encounter quite a few mishaps while travelling that are interesting and idiotic.

'Three Men in a Boat' has a wonderful capability of acquainting the readers with the 19th century England. The humor in the story is brought forth so intelligently that you cannot resist yourself from laughing out loud. The tongue in cheek humor is behind the success of this book. 'Three Men in a Boat' is truly Jerome K Jerome's masterpiece which has not been read by quite a few of us. In case if you have missed this one then go ahead and grab a copy...you are not going to regret it for sure!